Odd Drink....

A man walks into a bar and orders six whiskeys. Putting them in to a row, he downs the first glass, then the third and finally the fifth.
"Excuse me" the bartenders says as the man turn the leave. "But you left thrre glases untouched"
" i know" the man says. " My doctor says it`s okay to have the odd drink."

Cell Phones....

A recent survey reported that 27% of Americans take their cell phones to the bathroom, an indication that reading is definitely becoming a lost art.

Antelope......

Once upon a time, a beautiful young antelope was going to the party of the year. Axcited, she put on a new outfit, makeup, great shoes, the whole nine yeaars.
Suddenly, she was stampeded by a herd of buffalo, making her the first self dressed atamped antelope ^^.....